1.

alas poor eric
a fellow of infinite jest,
of the most excellent fancy.

yeesh what a mug.

take some ex lax

get some sun

and lose the sweater.

2.

who says he's straight? baby or no, he's a little light in his platform loafers.

3.

Despite the fact that he does not know what the definition of the terms heterosexual or bachelor are, our dear, deluded Eric is neither. He is polysexual - a word perhaps I have created - but in essence he will literally 'do' whoever and whatever he has to in order to make himself look good and get ahead.

Such a shame he was allowed to propagate - of course , he'll have to look that one up too!

4.

Apparently, Mr. Clough does not realize that some lies have consequences. As a licensed architect, I feel badly for his partners who I've heard are the brains behind the (um) man.

5.

Isn't it legally problematic to claim to be an architect, when you are without license? Couldn't this poor boy get himself into hot water with the architecture 5-0?

I personally think that he is cute, but I like short, bald(ing) men with huge egos and freakishly small hands.

6.

alas, this poor sole cant come clean with his seemingly true identity; a bi curious m4w4m4aia. rumor on the street has it the partnership is no more; likely due to his apparent "professionalism"; never mind the self professed infatuating crushes on unsuspecting clients all the while masquerading (or is it masturbating) as an architect. but i too love those small hands; they must work wonders!