Will there be pirates? Will the wags at LVHRD flood the venue of tonight's star-deprived yet still awesome model-making duel and have the combatants work it out from the decks of barquentines, the bellies of ironclads, or—yes, God, please—the prows of ram-headed triremes replete with banks of doomed slaves at the oars? Will there be flogging? Scuttlebutt?? Grog?!?

All is possible, yet all is mystery. This is all we know:

Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:36:02 -0500 Subject: LVHRD: Wear Blue Tomorrow

Dear LVHRD Members,

For those of you that get this message before you dress for work tomorrow, please choose blue attire on Tuesday! For tomorrow night's (3/21) LVHRD Master-Disaster Architect Duel, BHM asks that all members where blue clothing, and if possible, a boat-shaped hat or sea faring attire. Why blue? Humans are made up of 78% water. Let's make it look that way.

The doors will open at 8 PM, and the Duel will start soon after. I will send you another email tomorrow morning with the address in Tribeca.

Sincerely,

Ms. Chantal Strauss
Executive Assistant
Office of Beauregard Huston-Montgomery
LVHRD Foundation

Like many of you, we have the location. But out of respect for the disgraced spirit of flashmobbing, we're not going to post it. Ask around. Come. And behold the spectacle of two architecture firms exchanging broadsides, splicing the main brace, and, we hope, walking the plank straight to Davey Jones' Locker.

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