It has come to our attention that there are some out there, chattering ever-so-loosely on our always open comments boards, who have been offended not only by Reed Kroloff's recent "I May Look White but Underneath I'm All Brother" Metropolis story, but also—shockingly, as we are here only to serve, never to insult—by our response.

So, for the record: some of our best friends are short, we think the gays are adorable, and our Jew of an intern is a fantastic lay help.

· Reed Kroloff is Black! [The Gutter]
· Black Like Me [Metropolis]

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