As a loyal Gutterian, you should never have to go too long without a hot party. We're certain you've jotted down May 19th, the day we're all going to pop out of a tangent-shaped cake to celebrate Daniel Libeskind's surprise 60th birthday. Joy, joy. Now, for those singletons among us—including, alas, ours truly—the producers of The Bachelor, still trying to find a suitable heterosexual architect to get laid, offer the following diversion—if by diversion we mean shot at greatness. This Wednesday. Somewhere called, amazingly, Frederick's. "Casting representatives will be attending." Invite after the jump. Jump on it, and radio in those reports.

· Architects. Getting Laid. On Television. [The Gutter]

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