We're not so caught up in our martial moment to forego a party. Any party. And we'd love it if you would join us. So while you're prepping and primping for tomorrow's no-holds-barred Bachelorama—perhaps a quick chemical peel?—consider, if you find yourselves in town, a wee drinky spin by the recently decapitated Storefront for Art and Archispeak. The powers that are managed to keep the jargon in check in their release for the event, a party to celebrate boy wonder Eric Schuldenfrei (who left dbox under the very darkest clouds) and his lover Marisa Yiu's installation of electronica—gee whiz!!!!—in Chinatown, but we're sure it (the jargon) will be flowing freely, with the acidic white wine, at 8:00 this evening when Storefront throws open its many doors and panels and greets the spring as only dufus hipsters can. In black.

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