Sure there's been some friction, the occasional war, but there's always a lot of love. Self love? That's the rub! But we're not so callous as to be unable to find joy in a birth. And today, already festive, brings news of the Stork. Meet The Beach, our fathers' forefathers' latest unseemly digital diversion. We intend to Summer elsewhere, of course—as Mrs. Wright once said to her Mister upon arrival at the Wisconsin state fair, "Frank! There are too many plebians here!"—but the places we go don't serve up the same kind of easygoing dish.

· Introducing The Beach [The Beach]

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