A miracle has happened, a blessed child born. Sort of. Angelina being too posh to push, and all. Still, the Gutter unequivocally salutes the birth—no, the naming!—of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. And while we must confess a touch of pique at having been beat to the punchline by none other than punchline Cameron Sinclair, the point remains.

Girlfriend named her shortie after Dr. Evil. Um.

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