Many of you think of this site as a source of news. You are mistaken. Others, wiser men, think of The Gutter as a jape. You too are wrong. Quite wrong. We are crime-fighters. Have been and always were. To wit: Our investigative reporting on The Great Foot-Rub Caper of '06 has saved—saved—more than one Reader (or office thereof) from an identical fate: allowing a fake client entry to one's atelier for the express purpose of sexing-up one's feet. As a grateful 'sniper (or, uh, employer of 'snipers) reported yesterday:

THANK GOD FOR THE GUTTER! I just received the same call, EXACT same details- although he hooked me saying he had a $750,000 budget for the 1,200sf reno. When I put him on hold to check with my staff about scheduling a meeting this afternoon, they remembered reading about it here...

From what indignity will we save YOU today? (Well, well. We rather like that. A new mission! A new motto! A new day!)

· A Note to Our Readers: Guard Your Feet [The Gutter]

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