 If This Bed's A-Hovering... Wednesday, July 5, 2006
...Some rich person's a-lovering? Oh, in our current soul-purging malaise we can do no justice—none at all—to the beauty we see before us. More brilliant machines—this one not at the expense of architects, but rather the result of one's genius. The mellifluously-named Dutch architect Janjaap Ruijssenaars has developed a mag-lev bed, and it's yours for only a million point five or so. Genius! But, as one commenter at the source site has already pointed out, "this is Wolverine's deathbed." No justice. · Million Dollar Bed Floats on Magnets [Engadget] Reader Comments (6 extant) 1. or not a-lovering -- magnetic radiation is bad for sperm counts By Anonymous at July 5, 2006 12:57 PM2. sit on the bed to put your shoes on.... on nooooo, there go the credit cards By Anonymous at July 5, 2006 4:07 PM3. does every bed come with a free Ando temple/bachelor pad, itself hovering over Laurel Canyon? Also, didnt this scene happen at the end of 2001, the movie not the year? By Anonymous at July 5, 2006 11:49 PM4. ... and now Marty Mcfly can finally escape Biff. By John Prolly at July 6, 2006 12:18 PM5. I foresee a great deal of trouble with my cock ring. By Bruce at July 6, 2006 1:37 PM6. this bed is gay By Anonymous at October 17, 2006 10:22 PMAll set here? Continue enjoying The Gutter... « The Gutter Salutes: The Wisdom of Machines | Home | The Times Back to top |
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