It's a lonely world, frenemies ours, and The Guttersniper is not immune. Indeed, there is an absence-brought sadness that no nationalist surge nor inspired pyromania can allay. Grieve with us. For a few seconds. Then marvel at the wonders of our world. Which are amazingly, abundantly, and unceasingly wonderful! Why, just now we've received, courtesy of a Reader with exceptional tastes and talents, a link to a wonderfully diverting Internet tool. Hie thee, one and all—o sweet happenstance!—to the Bile Machine.

Our Reader did, and he made some strangely wondrous discoveries:

Ch'ch'check it out...

LMDC = Limp Meatheads, Define Crapulence

AIA = Asinine, Inanimate Asses

Truly minutes and minutes of fun.

Yours, Etc. (or is that Yours, Excitable, Troglodytic Crackhead...)

You'll want to follow the link below to see the true and secret meanings of FXFowle, SOM, KPF, HOK, OMA, AMO, and, perhaps best of all, DS&R.

FXFowle = Ferocious, gen-X Freakshow, Oblivious to Whoring and Licentious Emptiness

SOM = Stupid, Obtuse Meathead

KPF = Knuckleheaded, Pernicious Freakshow

HOK = Horrific, Obtuse Killjoy

OMA = Ogrish, Maniacal Ass

AMO = Asinine, Maniacal Oddity

DS&R = Depraved, Stagnating, and Rube

Our tipster, after noting the above, added: "Remember, these are computer generated semi-random acronyms, and yet is there hidden wisdom?" Hidden wisdom? Yes!!!! For the punchline, visit the Bile Machine right now and type in FAIA. We promise you'll be rotflyfao.

· Bile Machine [UMOP]

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