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Breaking: Architect Gets Laid By Model, Assistant 
Monday, July 17, 2006

secretary.jpg We do nothing if not condone the boning of assistants, especially if they're nineteen. Which is why we were thrilled to find, via our second half-brother, that Peter Cook has been so totally getting all up in his assistant's grill. Which didn't make his wife, Christie Brinkley, all too, well, enthused.

Peter Cook, 47, caused "substantial and irreparable harm" when he showered aspiring singer Diana Bianchi, 19, with luxurious gifts - including a Nissan Maxima - and then seduced her behind Brinkley's back, the lawyer said.

"It amounts to preying on an innocent, young and naive girl who would otherwise have no attraction to a 50-year-old man," lawyer Joseph Tacopina said. "He offered her money, a job, career advancement. And when he got her comfortable, he made his real intentions known."

And?

· Teen's on Brink of Suing Him [New York Daily News]


Posted in Our Fallen World

Reader Comments (8 extant)

1.

come on, the dude bought her a nissan maxima. what self-respecting architect makes THAT vehicle the one of choice?

(I suppose the one who bangs his 19 year old assistant...question answered by self)

By bitterrealist at July 17, 2006 5:13 PM

2.

Well, at least it wasn't Alexa Ray Joel he was after.

Come to think of it, Billy Joe's current wife is 32 years his junior...

By Adam Sobolak at July 17, 2006 8:40 PM

3.

Billy JoeL. Though there is something kinda "Billy Joe" about marrying someone that young...

By adma at July 17, 2006 8:42 PM

4.

There's something profoundly disturbing about a man in his fifties having sex with a girl in her teens.

I mean, the world is full of twenty-somethings.

By Joshua S. Rubenstein at July 17, 2006 9:13 PM

5.

i want to be having sex with 19 year olds when i'm 50. props to him. no props for cheating.

By toaster at July 17, 2006 11:19 PM

6.

I'm sorry, but doesn't this come with the territory of architecture? At least, isn't this what professors teach their "very close students" in school? You could write a book on the subject or at least a Lifetime movie-of-the-week starring Christie Brinkley.

By no more drama at July 18, 2006 9:11 AM

7.

i screwed a 19 year old girl when i was 49. it was a mutual thing, she wanted it as much as i did. she went after me on the web. i was her first and we are going strong a year later. sex should not strictly follow age, under some cir-cum-stances... she is into older guys, up to 60, im into younger girls, down to 18, hehe. my wifey dont know, hehe...

By jim at September 15, 2006 10:16 AM

8.

Not sure who really got "screwed" in this deal. They all appear to be victims of ridiculous expectations. Maybe it's time people stopped being so self-oriented and started to think about others.

By Kathy at September 16, 2006 2:33 PM



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