The beat goes on and on. First, we were remiss yesterday in not passing on the URL to what may be the best angle yet on the B-list-architect-bones-his-A-list-assistant scandale of the century. Then a Reader schooled us: it is revealed therein that good, sweet, slithering Diana Bianchi was getting paid $50/hour to file drawings and sort carpet samples fuck her boss.

Keep it quiet, kids. If that price point gets around, it's gonna put a lot of us out of business.

Meanwhile, the Post, owning a story that should be rightfully theirs, breaks the news (and aerial views!) about the "the secluded $15 million Hamptons mansion that Christie Brinkley's horndog hubby used as a 'love shack' to get down and dirty with a beautiful 19-year-old aspiring singer." Four acres, six bedrooms, 10,000 square feet? That's a lot of lovin'.

· Emotional Wipeout as Gal Betrays Surfer Dude [NYP]
· Affair Lair [NYP]
· Diana Bianchi: New Face of Arcitectural Temptation [The Gutter]

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