Oh, glorious Monday. A weekend of Peter Cook (stay tuned...), a morning of kismet, and, now, an afternoon of speculation. Our daily newsfix, Page Six, reports today that stay-in-bed nineties supermodel Linda Evangelista is pregnant, via—and hold your condemnation as we hold our fire—a turkey baster. Which, to walk the cat back for you Dear Readers more accustomed to all things au naturel, requires someone to, er, fill it.

Evangelista, who miscarried in 1999 when she was seeing French soccer star Fabien Barthez, has refused to say who the new dad is, although "a New York architect" has been mentioned by fashion insiders.

· Who's the Dad? [New York Post]

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